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We're Valerie & Walter Crockett.
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We live in Worcester, Massachusetts, where we play our original songs at coffeehouses and concerts with our fantabulous band, the Oxymorons ("We'll drive you to a frenzy of catatonia!") To find out about our Performance Schedule click right here.

Scott Alarik recently had these kind words for us in the Boston Globe: "Walter and Valerie Crockett delighted the Concord crowd with their confident professionalism, smartly wrapped harmonies, and sweet, rolling melodicism."

We have been voted Best Musicians by the readers of Worcester Magazine, and named to the Massachusetts Touring Roster of the state Cultural Council.

Our fourth album, Valerie & Walter Crockett and the Oxymorons' Long Live Album, is a really good album, on a scale from good to really good, and we think you ought to buy it.

You can now listen to the songs and order it online from CDBaby.com. For the month of September, all proceeds from any of our CDs sold through our website or CDBaby.com go to the Red Cross to help in New Orleans.

You don't have to leave our website, just jump down below to order from the handy blue box thingie.

Or, if you'd rather write a check, you can order it from us for $15 CD plus $1.50 each for mailing:

Valerie & Walter Crockett
32 Maple Tree Lane,
Worcester, MA 01602

It’s hard to do a great live album. Even major labels who can afford to throw wads of money at a project can put out something with sloppy vocals, brittle sounding guitars and an audience roar that overshadows the music. Not so with this CD, and this band did it all on an independent’s budget.

With crystal-clear sound, tight instrumental work and sharp songs, they have everything the well-dressed folk-bluegrass fan needs. Valerie and Walter wrote most of the tunes, play guitar, and trade lead vocals; Bob Dick joins in on stand-up bass; Mark Manual plays banjo and keyboards; and Fran McConville plays such a tasteful and versatile mandolin he should be in the Mandolin Hall of Fame, if there is such a thing.

Like Claire Lynch with a softer edge, Valerie's lead vocal shines in many of the cuts, including "Small Town Heart," a lovely ballad with a Tex-Mex feel. Buttery smooth harmony vocals are the focus in "Falling Rain," while "This Time I Got It Right" and "Peace of Change" have a rollicking barroom piano that'll make you wanna shake a leg. The serious lyrics of "Orlando," about two very different views of the same city, rest in an island beat that includes a fabulous calypso mandolin. (This is why McConville flips my switch – he doesn’t settle with the standard bluegrass or celtic riffs of most mandolin players. I expect a punk album from him soon.)

"Ms Lucky" is a fun bluesy piece, and "Peaceful Waters" is their agnostic gospel tune. The disc is sprinkled with humor, including some spur-of-the-moment jokes and a brilliant piece of satire, "Go West Young Man." The Lord makes an appearance in the light-hearted “Highway 99.” They cover one of my favorite Jerry Jeff Walker tunes, “My Old Man,” in a thoughtful way that includes a gentle mandolin. “This Whole Town” starts with death-defying mandolin and acoustic guitar work, then plunges into pleasing, straight-ahead bluegrass.

The liner notes are a hoot, although I wish they’d included the lyrics. For those of us who actually get up to change the TV channel, you can get the lyrics at vwcrockett.com.

In some groups, especially those who play bluegrass, you'll find hot-dogging musicians whose sole purpose seems to be to show you how individually great they are. Not this band. Sure, they can play all those awesome licks, but they perform cohesively and always in a way that complements the song.

This is how live albums should sound – bright, full and clean with just enough live audience sound so you feel like they're playing in your favorite club. So highly recommended you'll think I'm related to these folks, but I don't know 'em. Buy this album.

Yes, it's true the lyrics aren't on the liner notes, but lyrics for all the Long Live songs are available here.

While we're selling this one, we might as well mention the previous album too, because it's also a humdinger and has a heartwarming story behind it. That would be our third album, Emily's Angel, which you can read much more about by clicking on the album cover:

You can listen to the Emily's Angel songs and order it online from CDBaby.com.

Or just plain order it online right here.

You're so far down the page by now that we should remind you: you can click here to see our live performance schedule, which, we admit, sometimes gets, shall we say, a tad out of date. But right now it's fully up-to-date. At least it was when we wrote this.

Here's what Skip Ogden said about our second album, Moonbone, in iBluegrass Magazine:

The album represents a variety of acoustic music. Bluegrass, Folk, Country - pure Americana in a modern, clean and crisp sound.

Valerie's voice is soft and soothing, yet at the same time powerful and sure. From "One Way Ticket" to the grassy "But Still" to the upbeat blues of "Sugar Baby Now," Valerie demonstrates a marvelous talent in not only singing but in portrayal of meaning and emotion.

Let's not forget Walter Crockett. His style in "Lonely Town," a bluegrass/blues combo, makes one feel he has been there. And no one else could do "Down On The Farm" justice.

Bluegrass Unlimited had this to say about us:

Now you just might want to order one or more of our albums without a second thought, so here's all you need: